J. Smith & Madeleine Flores - lil bro


Here’s the demo version of the song me and Maddy did for last night’s Adventure Time!

The chords are B flat, E flat, F, B flat 

To make it easier, on guitar I play it with a Capo on the 1st fret and the chords A, D, E, A

This version was played on a ukulele tuned down a step (to F, B flat, D, G) — and the chords played as C, F, G, C

Here’s the lyrics:


Where are you


little brother


are you happy


or do you feel weird


have you changed a lot


or not

F                                                   Bb

are you ever gonna come back here?

Bb                                     Eb

I shouldn’t have been so hasty

F                                 Bb

You were just a little baby

Bb                     Eb

Or maybe you weren’t

F                                           Bb

I’m not really sure how little brothers work

Bb                    Eb

You were the first friend

F           Bb

I ever had

Bb                  Eb

No one can compare

F                                             Bb

Together we could probably fight a bear

Bb                                        Eb

So if you’re ever sad slash lonely


Don’t be


Cause I’ll be

Bb                          Eb

Right here next to you 

F                                                                 Bb

Cause that’s what big/little brothers are supposed to do

Explain your current situation to your five-years-ago self.


wow. alrite. i’ll give it a shot…

hey chris,

your name is frank now..it’s a long story. your girlfriend is about to break up with you because of the long distance. it’s ok. & that job you’re working..well, you’re gonna have to work there for another year and some months.. & then you’re gonna get fired. you’re gonna work a couple more jobs after that too. nothing glamorous. kinkos and at&t if you really want the specifics. but you’re never gonna be homeless or starving. don’t worry you won’t fail and have to move back to new orleans either. you are gonna get your heartbroken though. twice. if it helps, the first one is gonna be worse than the second. contrary to how it feels, it won’t kill you. in fact it’s gonna help you write an album. yea, you finally finished an album. people like it man. you’re actually gonna write and record hundreds of songs. they won’t all be good and most ppl won’t think you’re talented at first, but you’re going to master your gifts. you’re going to become a lot stronger and wiser..even a little taller. be patient. i mean, you kind of have no choice. and be good to people. i don’t wanna spoil too much for you, but.. you’re on a plane right now to the east coast to work with kanye west & jay-z. it’s all working out kid. you made it. 

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Man gets a hard-on at the worst possible moment


boys that are shy or quiet are usually the ones with the biggest dicks STAY WOKE

how can you call yourself a feminist but then drool over a boy?


babe i can fight the patriarchy and ride a dick those things are not mutually exclusive

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People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

Target are honestly doing retail so bloody right

I have never admired a shop more than in this moment

This is why I love target

I used to work for Target. They are a wonderful example of a corporation that is progressive and still does well.


the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told 




Josh Thomas talks about male suicide

I wonder how feminists will react to this

Probably ignore it then go back to making male tears mugs and gifs 

Actually this is a very common idea among feminists

It’s something feminists have been talking about for years it’s called toxic masculinity and it’s one of the common threads among the topic of ‘Patriarchy hurts men too’. If fact the first time I read about toxic masculinity was on a feminist blog.

If you actually read things feminists talk about instead of straw manning them you might know this but OH WELL


Graphic winged liner by Val Garland at Hervé Léger Fall/Winter 2014


Cinematic masterpiece tbqh


When bae bust that shmuney dance


When bae bust that shmuney dance



Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.


Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts