h0odrich: is it rude to ask for ur virginity back??
at what age do i just magically turn hot
I want to leave, to go somewhere where I should be really in my place, where I...– Jean-Paul Sartre, from Nausea (via violentwavesofemotion)
I wanted to marry an absence.– Thomas James, from “Longing for Death” (via awritersruminations)
peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
dangergays: imagine the shyest boy you know that boy has a penis that sometimes gets erect
ignitionremix: every little boy that has gone up to some girl that they don’t know and said “my friend wants to go out with you” and then laughed about it to their friends like they just said the funniest joke in the world needs to go to hell
peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
hashgag: throwing gangsters off of roofs to see how fly they really are
neurointoxication: when i die i want to become a ghost and haunt people and give them little ghost smooches and when they’re feeling down i’d write something like keep going you’re great! but in order to keep up the creepy act i’d write it in blood on their wall
sodamnrelatable: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
bedpole: wearing cute underwear makes me hate myself a little less
skypestripper: hi yes i would like a glass of attention please